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From "Bad Hair Day" (1996)
(Al Yankovic)
Tab By: Mike Rosulek (mjr@netins.net)
Capo: 2nd Fret
[C]You tell a joke and forget the punchline
Why you always wastin' my time?
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty
[F]I don't know too many females
Who make a [F7]habit of biting their toenails
Wo, [C]every time you call, you drive me up the wall
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
I'm [G]sure we'd be happy together
if only [F7]one little thing weren't true
Oh baby, [C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [C]you
You drink the milk right from the carton
What are you, in kindergarten?
You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You [F]don't have an ounce of class
You're just [F7]one big pain in the neck
How much [C]more can I take now, give me a break now
You even snore when you're wide awake now
You [G]tell all your friends we're the perfect couple
Well, [F7]maybe you should get a clue
'Cause baby, [C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [Am]you
[D]Baby, you're so nauseatin'
[C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [C]you
And when you [Am]softly call my name
It's like I'm [Bb]listenin' to a squeaky [C]chalk sound
And when you [Am]look at me that special way
It's [Bb]hard for me to keep my [C]lunch down
And when you [C]ask me what I'm thinkin'
honey, usually I'm thinkin' how I'd really like to tie your head
completely up in duct tape so I wouldn't have to listen to you
asking me those stupid questions [G]over and [Gsus4]over a[G]gain
Well, that [C]disgusting noise you make when you laugh
gives me a throbbing migraine
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
You've got in[F]human body odor
You've got the [F7]hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your [C]teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O
You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow
I [G]hate the way you crack your knuckles
I hate your [F7]whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly [C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [Am]you
[D]Really now, you're aggravatin'
[C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [Am]you
[D]Not to mention irritatin'
[C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of [Am]you
Well, now won't you [D]give my best regards to Satan
[C]I yi yi yi [G]yi I'm so sick of you
[C]I'm so sick of you.... (repeat and fade out) |
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