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Printable Version
(2006)
(Al Yankovic)
Arranged By: Johnny O (johnny-o@johnny-o.net)
Capo: 3rd Fret
INTRO:
[C] [G/B] [Am] [F] [C] [G/B] [Am] [F]
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[C]My Life is brilliant [G/B] [Am] [F]
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I...
Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)
[C]My life is brilliant, [G/B]your life's a joke
[Am]You're just pathetic, [F]you're always broke
Your [C]homemade Star Trek uniform really [G/B]ain't impressin me
You're [Am]suffering from delusions of [F]adequacy
CHORUS #1:
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, [C] You're pitiful
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, It's [C]true
Never [F]had a [G/B]date that you [C]couldn'[C/B]t in[Am]flate
And you [F]smell re[G/B]pulsive [Am]too
What a [F]bummer [G/B]being [INTRO 1/2]you
Well you [C]just can't dance and for[G/B]get romance
Every[Am]body you know still calls you [F] farty pants
But [C]you always have a [G/B]job, Well, I mean
As [Am]long as you still can work that [F]Slurpee machine
CHORUS #2:
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, [C] You're pitiful
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, [C] It's true
You're [F]half un[G/B]dressed eatin [C]chips off [C/B] your [Am]chest
While you're [F]playin [G/B]Halo [Am]2
No one's [F]class[G/B]ier than you
INSTRUMENTAL:
[C] [F] La la la la, [Am] la la la la, [F] la la la la, [G/B]loser
CHORUS #3:
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, [C] You're pitiful
[F] You're piti[G/B]ful, [C] It's true
Your [F]dog would much [G/B]rather play [C]fetch by [C/B]itself [Am]
You still [F]live with your mom and you're [C/B]42 [C] [C/B] [Am]
Guess you'll [F]never [G/B]grow a [Am]clue
Well it [F]just sucks to [G/B]be [C]you |
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