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From "Dare To Be Stupid" (1985)
(Al Yankovic)
Tab By: Haakon
INTRO: [F] [G] [Am] [F] [C] [G] [C]
[C] [B] [A] [G] (One Strum Each)
[G]Well, I heard that you're [C]leavin'
[G] Gonna leave me far [C]behind
[E] 'Cause you found a brand new [Am]lover
You [D7]decided that I'm not your [G]kind [F] [Em] [Dm]
So I [C]pulled your name [G]out of my [C]Rolodex [Dm7] [C/E]
And I [F]tore all your pictures in [C]two
And I [E]burned down the malt shop where [Am]we used to go
Just [D7]because it reminds me of [Dm]you [G]
CHORUS #1:
That's [F]right, you [G]ain't gonna see me [C]cryin'
I'm [F]glad that you [G]found somebody [C]new
'Cause I'd [F]rather spend [G]eternity eating [Am]shards of broken [F]glass
Than [C]spend one more [G]minute with [C]you
[G] I guess I might seem kinda [C]bitter
You [G]got me feelin' down in the [C]dumps
'Cause I'm [E]stranded all alone in the [Am]gas station of love
And I [D7]have to use the self-service [Dm]pumps
CHORUS #2:
[G]Oh, so [F]honey, let me [G]help you with that [C]suitcase
You [F]ain't gonna [G]break my heart in [C]two
'Cause I'd [F]rather get a [G]hundred thousand [Am]paper cuts on my [F]face
Than [C]spend one more [G]minute with [C]you
BRIDGE:
[Am] I'd rather rip out my in[Em]testines with a fork
Than [Dm]watch you going [G]out with other [C]men
[Am] I'd rather slam my [Em]fingers in a [Am]door
A[D]gain and again and again and again and a[G]gain
[NC]Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'?
CHORUS #3:
I'd [F]rather have my [G]blood sucked out by [C]leeches
Shove an [F]ice pick under a [G]toenail or [C]two
I'd rather [F]clean all the [G]bathrooms in Grand Central [Am]Station with my [F]tongue
Than [C]spend one more [G]minute with [C]you
CHORUS #4:
Yes, I'd rather jump [F]naked on a [G]huge pile of [C]thumbtacks
Or stick my [F]nostrils to[G]gether with Krazy [C]Glue
I'd rather [F]dive into a [G]swimming pool filled with [Am]double-edged razor [F]blades
Than [C]spend one more [G]minute with [Am]you
I'd rather [F]rip my heart right out of my [G]rib cage with my bare hands
And then [Am]throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I [Fm]die
Than [C]spend one more [G]minute with [C]you
OUTRO: [F] [C/E] [Dm7] [C] |
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