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Weird Al Yankovic - Theme From Rocky XIII

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From "In 3-D" (1984)
(Al Yankovic)

Tab By: Bob Ricci (ricci512@earthlink.net)

Capo: 3rd Fret

INTRO:  [Em]      [D]  (x3)  [Em]

Fat and weak, what a disgrace
[D]  Guess the champ got too [Em]lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
Sold his [D]gloves, threw his eggs down the [Em]drain

But he's no bum, he works down the street
[D]  He bought the neighborhood [Em]deli
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
Come in[D]side, maybe you'll hear him [Em]say:

CHORUS #1:
Try the [Am]rye or the kaiser, they're our [Em]special to[D]night
If you [Am]want, you can have an appe[Em]tizer [D]
You might [A]like our salami, and the [Em]liver's all [D]right
And they'd [A]really go [B]well with the [C]rye or the [Em]kaiser

Never eats while on the job
[D]  He heard it's good to stay [Em]hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
Have a [D]taste, they were made fresh [Em]today

CHORUS #2:
Try the [Am]rye or the kaiser or the [Em]wheat or the [D]white
Maybe [Am]I can suggest an appe[Em]tizer [D]
Stay a[A]way from the tuna, it smells [Em]funny to[D]night
But you [A]just can't go [B]wrong with the [C]rye or the [Em]kaiser

So today, his deli comes first
[D]Still he dreams of his past days of [Em]glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the [D]while you can still hear him [Em]say:

CHORUS #3:
It's the [Am]rye or the kaiser, it's the [Em]thrill of one [D]bite
Let me [Am]please be your catering ad[Em]visor [D]
If you [A]want substitutions, I won't [Em]put up a [D]fight
You can [A]have your roast [B]beef on the [C]rye or the [Em]kaiser

[Em]   [D]The rye or the kaiser
[Em]   [D]The rye or the kaiser
[Em]   [D]The rye or the kaiser  [C]
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