Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job?

Tab by: Nick Thom@cyberdude.com

Capo: 3rd Fret

My [D]friend's got a girlfriend
Man he [G]hates that bitch
He [D]tells me every[A]day
He says "[D]Man I really gotta [G]lose my chick
In the [D]worst [A]kind of [D]way"

She [D]sits on her ass
He works his [G]hands to the bone
To [D]give her money every pay[A]day
But she [D]wants more dinero just to [G]stay at home
Well my [D]friend, you [A]gotta [D]say

CHORUS:
I won't [D]pay, I won't pay ya, [G]No Way-ay-ay-ay
Na [D]I know why don't [A]you get a [D]job?
Say no [D]way, say no way-ah, [G]no way-ay-ay-ay
Na [D]I know why don't [A]you get a [D]job?

I [D]guess all his money, well it [G]isn't enough
To [D]keep her bill collectors at [A]bay
I [D]guess all his money, well it [G]isn't enough
Cause that [D]girl's got ex[A]pensive [D]taste

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
Well [G]I guess it ain't easy
Doing nothing at [D]alllllllll  ohhhh yeahhhh
But [G]hey man free rides just don't
Come a[E]long every [A]day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

VERSE 4:
My [D]friend's got a boyfriend
Man she [G]hates that dick
She [D]tells me every[A]day
He [D]wants more dinero just to [G]stay at home
Well my [D]friend, you [A]gotta [D]say

CHORUS (x2)

OUTRO:
I won't [D]give you no money, I'll [G]always pay
Na [D]I know why don't [A]you get a [D]job?
Say no [D]way, say no way-ah, [G]no way-ay-ay-ay
Na [D]I know why don't [A]you get a [D]job?