Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars

(Steven Page, Ed Robertson)

Tab By: Daniel Wattier (dwattier@cyberstore.ca)

Capo: 2nd Fret

INTRO:  [G]   [D]   [C]  (x4)
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[G]    If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you a [C]house (I would buy you a house)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    I'd buy you [D]furniture for your [C]house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you a [C]K-car (A nice reliant automobile)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love     [C]

CHORUS #1:
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, I'd build a [Em]tree fort in our [C]yard
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, You could [Em]help it wouldn't be that [C]hard
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, Maybe we could [Em]put like a little tiny [C]fridge in there somewhere

REPEAT INTRO
  (You know, we could just go up there and hang out
  Like open the fridge and stuff
  There would already be laid out foods for us
  Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
  They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
  Well, can you blame 'em
  Uh, yeah)

[G]    If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you a fur [C]coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you an exotic [C]pet (Yep, Like a llama or an emu)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you John Merrick's re[C]mains (All them crazy elephant bones)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love     [C]

CHORUS #2:
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, We wouldn't [Em]have to walk to the [C]store
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, Now we'd take a [Em]limosine cause it costs [C]more
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, We wouldn't [Em]have to eat Kraft [C]Dinner

REPEAT INTRO
  (But we would eat Kraft Dinner
  Of course we would, we’d just eat more
  And buy really expensive ketchups with it
  That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
  Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm)

[G]    If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you a green [C]dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you some [C]art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[G]    Well, I'd [D]buy you a mon[C]key (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
[G]    And If I [D]had a million [C]dollars, I'd buy your [D]love     [C]

CHORUS #3:
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, If I [Em]had a million [C]dollars
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, If I [Em]had a million [C]dollars
If I [D]had a million [G]dollars, [Em]  [C]  [D]  I'd be rich

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