Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful

(2006)
(Al Yankovic)

Arranged By: Johnny O (johnny-o@johnny-o.net)

Capo: 3rd Fret

INTRO:
  [C]    [G/B]    [Am]   [F]     [C]    [G/B]    [Am]   [F]
e|------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|-0--------0-------------------|-0--------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------------------|

[C]My Life is brilliant [G/B]    [Am]   [F]
(What? Was I too early? I'm sorry... Should I...
Do you want to start over, or?... Keep going? ... OK now, now?)

[C]My life is brilliant, [G/B]your life's a joke
[Am]You're just pathetic, [F]you're always broke
Your [C]homemade Star Trek uniform really [G/B]ain't impressin me
You're [Am]suffering from delusions of [F]adequacy

CHORUS #1:
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, [C]  You're pitiful
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, It's [C]true
Never [F]had a [G/B]date that you [C]couldn'[C/B]t in[Am]flate
And you [F]smell re[G/B]pulsive [Am]too
What a [F]bummer [G/B]being [INTRO 1/2]you

Well you [C]just can't dance and for[G/B]get romance
Every[Am]body you know still calls you [F] farty pants
But [C]you always have a [G/B]job, Well, I mean
As [Am]long as you still can work that [F]Slurpee machine

CHORUS #2:
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, [C]  You're pitiful
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, [C]  It's true
You're [F]half un[G/B]dressed eatin [C]chips off [C/B] your [Am]chest
While you're [F]playin [G/B]Halo [Am]2
No one's [F]class[G/B]ier than you

INSTRUMENTAL: 
[C]  [F]  La la la la, [Am] la la la la, [F] la la la la, [G/B]loser

CHORUS #3:
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, [C]  You're pitiful
[F]  You're piti[G/B]ful, [C]  It's true
Your [F]dog would much [G/B]rather play [C]fetch by [C/B]itself [Am]
You still [F]live with your mom and you're [C/B]42  [C] [C/B] [Am]
Guess you'll [F]never [G/B]grow a [Am]clue
Well it [F]just sucks to [G/B]be [C]you