Tracy Byrd - The Truth About Men

Tab by: Alice S. Franceschini

We don't [C]like to go out shopping [F]We don't care what's on [C]sale 
[F]We just want to sit with a [C]bag full of chips and [Dm]watch the N.F.[G]L.
When you [C]come over at half time and say does this dress fit too [F]tight
[F]We look you in the eye with a [C]big fat lie and [G]say uh uh looks just [C]right

CHORUS #1:
Well that's the truth [G]men  Yeah that's the truth about [C]us
We like to [F]hunt and golf [C]on our days off [Dm]Scratch and spit and [G]cuss
And no [F]matter what line we [C]hand ya When we come draggin [Am]in
We ain't [F]wrong We ain't [C]sorry and it's [G]probably gonna happen a[C]gain

We [C]hate watching Steel Magnolias We like [F]Rambo and Die Hard [C]4
Jump up and [F]down like fools when we [C]see the new tools [Dm]at the Home Depot [G]Store
We don't [C]really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur[F]ant
[F]The only reason we do is cause we [C]know it leads to the [G]one thing that we all [C]want

CHORUS #2:
Well that's the truth about [G]men Yeah that's the truth about [C]guys
We'd rather [F]pick guitars and [C]work on cars
Then to [Dm]work on the problems [G]in our lives
And [F]though we might said it [C]to you every now and [Am]then
We ain't [F]wrong We ain't [C]sorry and it's [G]probably gonna happen a[C]gain

BRIDGE:
If you [F]really want to know what we're all [C]thinking 
It's [G]nothing too com[C]plex
It's just [F]something cold for [C]drinking and [D]whole lot of s.e. 

CHORUS #3:
Yes that's the truth about truth [G]men Well that's the truth about [C]us
We like to [F]hunt and golf and [C]drive around lost
[Dm]Scratch and spit and a [G]whole lot of other disgusting stuff
And no [F]matter what line we [C]give you When we come crawling [Am]in 
We ain't [F]wrong We ain't [C]sorry and it's [G]probably gonna happen a[C]gain

We ain't [F]wrong We ain't [C]sorry and it's [G]probably gonna happen
Sure it's gonna happen You know it's a[C]gain
[NC]That's the truth about men  [C]