Weird Al Yankovic - Melanie

From "Even Worse"

Tab By: Mike Rosulek (mjr@netins.net)

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[C]Me-he-he-[D]hela[G]nie,
[Am]What can the [D]problem be?
Sweet [C]Me-he-he-[D]hela[G]nie,
[C]Why won't you go [D]out with [G]me?

[D]  She lived a[C]cross the street
on the [G]fifteenth floor of the [D]Gilmore building
[Am] I saw her [C]in the shower
[G]reaching for some [D]soap
I knew she [C]had to be the [G]girl for me
and to [D]think I probably [Am]never would have [C]found her
If I [G]hadn't bought that [D]telescope

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[D]  I just can't [C]understand it
[G]Why won't you [D]return my phone calls?
[Am] Are you still [C]mad
I gave a [G]mohawk to your [D]cat?
If you'd just [C]say the word, I'm [G]certain
that our [D]love would last [Am]forever and [C]ever
Or are [G]you too dumb to [D]realize that?

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BRIDGE:
[Am]How can you ignore me
when you [D]know that I can't live without you?
[Am]I have to go through your garbage
[C]just to learn more a[D]bout you

Mela[C]nie   [D] [G]
[Am]    [D]
Oh, sweet [C]Me-he-he-[D]hela[G]nie,
[C]Why won't you go [D]out with [G]me?

[D]  You weren't im[C]pressed
when I tat[G]tooed your name a[D]cross my forehead
[Am] You wouldn't [C]listen
when I [G]promised to be [D]true.
I couldn't [C]stand it, so I [G]jumped out
From the [D]sixteenth story [Am]window right a[C]bove you
Now I [G]may be dead but [D]I still love you

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