Weird Al Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore

From "Off The Deep End" (1992)
(Al Yankovic)
Tab By: Haakon

INTRO:  [C] [Csus4]   [F] [G]   [C] [Csus4]   [F] [Em7] [Dm] [C]

[C]We've been together for so [Em]very long
But [Gm7]now things are changing, oh I [Dm7]wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me a[G7]round [Gsus4] [G7]
The [!]passion is gone and the [G7]flame's [Gsus4]died [G7]down

I guess I [C]lost a little bit of [Em]self-esteem
That [Gm7]time that you made it with the [Dm7]whole hockey team
You used to think I was [G7]nice [Gsus4] [G7]
Now you [Dm7]tell all your friends that I'm the [G7] [Gsus4]Anti[G7]christ

CHORUS #1:
Oh, [Bb]why did you disconnect the [F]brakes on my car?
That [C]kind of thing is hard to ig[G]nore
Got a [Dm7]funny feeling [F]you don't [G]love me any[C]more

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[C]I knew that we were having [Em]problems when
You [Gm7]put those piranhas in my [Dm7]bathtub again
You're still the light of my [G7]life [Gsus4] [G7]
Oh [Dm7]darling, I'm begging, won't you [G7]put down [Gsus4]that knife?[G7]

You know, [C]I even think it's kinda [Em]cute the way
You [Gm7]poison my coffee just a [Dm7]little each day
I still remember the way that you [G7]laughed [Gsus4] [G7]
[Dm7]When you pushed me down the [G7]eleva[Gsus4]tor [G7]shaft

CHORUS #2:
Oh, if you [Bb]don't mind me asking, what's this [F]poisonous cobra
[C]Doing in my underwear [G]drawer?
Sometimes I [Dm7]get to thinking [F]you don't [G]love me any[C]more

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[C]You slammed my face down on the [Em]barbecue grill
Now my [Gm7]scars are all healing, but my [Dm7]heart never will
You set my house on [G7]fire [Gsus4] [G7]
You pulled out my chest hairs with an [G7]old pair [Gsus4] of [G7]pliers

Oh, you [C]think I'm ugly and you [Em]say I'm cheap
You [Gm7]shaved off my eyebrows while [Dm7]I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my [G7]head [Gsus4] [G7]
Then you [Dm7]dumped me in a drainage ditch and [G7]left me [Gsus4]for dead[G7]

CHORUS #3:
Oh, you [Bb]know this really isn't [F]like you at all
You [C]never acted this way be[G]fore
Honey, [Dm7]something tells me [F]you don't [G]love me any[C]more
Oh [Am]no [Asus4] [Am]
Got a [Bb]funny feeling [F]you don't love me any[C]more

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