Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace

From "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" (1993)
(Adam Sandler)

Tab By: Adam Bishop

Capo: 5th fret

INTRO:  [G]

Put your arms around me [G]baby
Can't you see I need you [D]so
Hold me close against your [C]skin
I'm about to be[D]gin loving [G]you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a [G]medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how [D]big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and [C]down my face
[D]Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me [G]whack off

You see that shampoo bottle now [G]stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a [D]medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's [C]dick and how big it was
Now [D]shave off my pubes and punch me in the [G]face  [Em]

Oh [C]darling, make me [D]push my dick and balls
[G]Back be[G/F#]tween my [Em]legs
Call me an ugly [C]woman
And take my picture to show all the people you [D]work with

Now pull up my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle [G]out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery boy and [D]watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and [C]make me give you head
[D]Tell me to slow down and do it at a [G]medium pace

I feel so humiliated I'm [G]about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I [D]can't cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my [C]eyes and you rea[D]lize
How much I enjoy [G]loving you  [D]  [Em]  [Bm]
I'm so [C]sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe [D]next time I'll be better at [G]loving you  [Em]  [C]  [D]